Murphy's Laws
> To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
> The road to success??? Is always under construction.
> Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
> In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
> All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.
> Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
> Everyone has a scheme of getting rich, Which never works.
> If at first you don't succeed? Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
> You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
> Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
> As soon as you mention something, If it is good, it is taken... If it is bad, it happens!
> He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
> If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late...
> Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
> When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
> If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
> Especially for engg. students -
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
> You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
> The doorbell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
> After a long wait for bus no. 20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.
> If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
> Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker!
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